Border’s Employees Have Fun With Liquidation!

Borders employees, I’m fucking proud of you.  Like I said a few weeks ago I feel your pain.  I liquidated at Circuit City and by the last few weeks me and my fellow employees just started having fun too.  We would give customers a hard time or answer their questions with completely made up answers.  But working at a bookstore sorta limits the way you can fuck with people.  These guys finally got it right though.  Getting creative with it for sure.  But this was a little too easy.  Gardeners, pot heads, its all the same.  If it was me, I’d put up a Self Help section and put books about suicide and autoerotic-asphyxiation in there to really start messing with them.  I bet before all these stores close we’re gonna see them get braver, and then the inevitable youtube fight videos will come to the surface too.  Godspeed Border’s employees…godspeed.