Monthly Archives: March 2011
Meet the World’s First Naked Therapist
Daily Mail - Sarah White has brought a brand new type of therapy to the people of New York. By slowly peeling away the layers of her clothes during the session, she believes it will allow her to peel away the layers of her clients’ subconscious. She said: ‘During the sessions I use the power of arousal to let you gain more control over your life. ‘The goal is to use nakedness so you can understand yourself and your world better, so you can feel great and powerful, and so the excitement you feel during the sessions can lead to more excitement outside the sessions.’ The naked therapist’s unique approach to helping people has aroused interest from dozens of people. Unsurprisingly, most of her clients are men. The 24-year-old begins the session with her clothes on, as the hour-long appointment progresses, she takes off every item of clothing until there is nothing left. The initial sessions, which cost $150, are conducted via a one-way web cam and text chat. Once she builds a rapport with a client she moves to two-way Skype video appointments and then, in some cases, in-person consultations. ‘For men in particular, seeing a naked woman can really help them focus, look deeply into themselves and speak their minds openly. ‘Freud used free association. I use nakedness.’ She conceded that naked therapy is not approved by any mental health association. And she is not a licensed therapist. While Miss White’s boyfriend supports her new business, her parents are still in the dark. Not surprisingly, professional psychologists are not sold on her idea. Diana Kirschner, a New York-based clinical psychologist, told the Daily News: ‘She’s using the word therapy here, but I don’t consider this therapy. I consider this interactive soft-core Internet porn.’
Yes…Hell yes. I don’t see what the big deal is here. She’s not a licensed therapist? She gets naked on camera in front of a client? She gives more boners than advice? What the fuck ever. Listen, let’s call a spade a spade. This chick isn’t a therapist, and all of her clients know that shit. Her clients aren’t torn between her and another therapist, that’s for sure. If you go to Sarah White, you’re going because you hope to fuck her. You’re not going for relationship advice, you’re paying $150 for a classy intellectual lap dance. Plain and simple, this is one of the best ideas ever. Why go talk your feelings out on a couch for a troll when you can look at this beautiful woman strip off clothes as you talk about your childhood repression? And I love how she says it will help men focus and make them feel comfortable that she’s not hiding anything from them. Come on honey, the only thing they’re focusing on is your tits and how you trim down there. I know that if I had to go to a therapist I’d call her up with the quickness. None of that Skype shit though, I’d demand a face to bush meeting.
Miami Heat Prove They Are Terrible Once Again
All I can say is wow. I didn’t think it was possible for Miami to make me scratch my head any more than I did before. I don’t understand how you have a 24 point lead with 8:57 left in the 3rd. I don’t understand how you get outscored 50-23 after that. I don’t understand how you can play so well in the first half and then James and Wade disappear completely in the 4th. But what I do understand is that Miami is absolutely, positively, fucked. They literally can’t beat any good teams. They beat up on the weak ones, and fail miserably in close games with good teams over .500. I’ve said since the start of the season, Miami isn’t there yet. And their addition of Mike Bibby looked like a terrible fit last night. Just God awful team chemistry. It’s like no one knows what to do with the ball at any given time, like they’re thinking too much out there. It does make me smile though. Everyone can tell that Boston is the best in the East by far. And guess what? Miami goes on to play San Antonio, the best in the West, and the next 9 games are against teams above .500. Who wants to bet they win only 4 tops?
Most Bad Ass 8-Year-Old You’ll Ever See
That’s Steveo Paulin and I am a fucking FAN! He’s only 8 years old and he’s amassed a record of 256-26. That’s right, 256-26. This kid has it all, the crazy mohawk, the Rob Van Dam tights, the moves, and he hasn’t even hit his first growth spurt yet. Just fish hooking and transitioning to dominant positions with complete ease. Look at the intensity in his face…you can’t teach that. He doesn’t even wear the headgear. Fuck that shit. This kid is clearly going to be a UFC champion, he’s gonna have cauliflower ears before he even hits puberty, he’s embracing those atrocious ears. But when you can throw down with anyone you see, you rock those ears like a badge of honor. When I was 8 I was playing baseball and hockey, while this kid was amassing a record that rivals college state champions. When I have a kid, guess what I’ll be signing him up for? Wrestling. I come from a long line of SickBuck’s that are extremely large breeders. All of us Buck’s are over 6 feet, so if I get a kid like Steveo here just wrecking the playground, we’re gonna make bank bro.
Ewww…Get Her Away!
Look, I don’t care if this girl just got four wisdom teeth pulled. When you start walking around public, you gotta get your composure and put yourself together. You don’t stand there in the lobby looking like Sloth from the Goonies and start freaking people out. Just making weird faces, drooling and moaning like an idiot. You’re looking like a damn retard trying to force your eye closed there, sweetheart. I don’t care if your eye won’t close. Throw a lucha libre mask on or something and keep it moving.
PS – How awesome is this mother filming? Just calling her daughter the Elephant Man and shit. Throwing the camera in her face while she’s fucked up and capitalizing on that gold. Exactly what I’d do.
Crazy Bike Course
Now that’s some biking! Apparently its some type of international biking tournament that these guys compete in. Just one crazy fucking course right here. Absolutely terrifying at some parts. Huge jumps, narrow lanes on curbs, dodging dogs and people screaming. Like, how do you not clip a handlebar and kill yourself within 30 seconds? I was never the type when I was younger to take mt bike off jumps or anything like that, so this type of shit is beyond me. I know that if I attempted any of this I would be in a full body cast at best.
Guy Takes 3 Viagra Before TSA Pat-Down
The balls on this man! To commit to taking 3 Viagra’s right before a pat-down, and then joking about it the whole way with the TSA agent, that’s ballsy. I mean, if all the blood in my body was suddenly pulsating in my pants and I was going through a security checkpoint, I wouldn’t be making small talk and joking with the guy about my massive erection. I might go with a little, “Don’t act like you’re not impressed” at the end, but that’s it. I wouldn’t be asking about what he thought about woodland creatures. But he gets an A in my book just off of the level of commitment this prank took. To walk around with your manhood just throwing itself in the world’s face and not even care, that’s awesome.
Nobel Award Winning Bioligist Says Population Control is a Must
Christian de Duve is professor emeritus at the Catholic University of Louvain (UCL), Belgium and Rockefeller University, New York. In 1974 he co-won a Nobel prize for his work on cellular structure. His latest book, Genetics of original sin, is published by Yale University PressOne solution you propose is population control, but isn’t this ethically dubious?
It is a simple matter of figures. If you want this planet to continue being habitable for everyone that lives here, you have to limit the number of inhabitants. Hunters do it by killing off the old or sick animals in a herd, but I don’t think that’s a very ethical way of limiting the population. So what remains? Birth control. We have access to practical, ethical and scientifically established methods of birth control. So I think that is the most ethical way to reduce our population.
You also advocate giving more power to women. Why?
Speaking as a biologist, I think women are less aggressive than men, and they play a larger role in the early education of the young and helping them overcome their genetic heirloom.
Hell yes. Sort of. I’ve been a huge advocate of population control for years now. As crazy as China is, they have the right idea. One kid. Boom, you’re done. You did your job. The dumb asses and poor of the world reproduce like motherfuckers. I don’t blame them, what else are they gonna do but have sex? But when the dumb keep pumping out babies like Charlie Sheen does coke, the world will plummet significantly until we’re all dead. So this guy is right by advocating birth control. Now, as a Catholic I don’t even think I’m supposed to be in the same room as a condom, but I use them like they’re going out of style. Buy in bulk and throw 3 or 4 on at a time. The last thing I need is a kid, I’d be a terrible father at this point. So this guy is cool in my book…Until he brought up the woman thing. Look, I’m all for gender equality, SickBuck looooves the ladies. But to say they don’t have enough power is to ignore the other facets in life where women have all the power. Sure, they may earn less in the workplace, but they never buy drinks at a bar. They have what all men want, and they use it to their advantage in any way they can. So I think giving them more power would be what really brings human kind to its knees. It would be like Planet of the Apes, except with way more PMS.
Even Crazier Daycare Found…This Time It’s a Meth Lab
Gaston Gazette – MORGANTON — Investigators wearing protective gear Tuesday night spent hours locating ingredients to make methamphetamine inside a Morganton home that is a licensed day care center. “We found a meth lab on the premises,” said Sgt. Rick Hasson of the Morganton Public Safety Department. No children were inside when officers arrived, but toys sat outside the home on Vine Arden Road, which had a sign identifying it as Kit Kat’s Place Family Child Care. “(The license was) actually renewed effective today,” Hasson said. Officers found the illegal meth lab in the basement of the house, according to Hasson. Agents from the North Carolina State Bureau of Investigation donned hazardous materials suits and sifted through trash at the home. Two suspects were tracked down by using the log books people must sign when buying pseudoephedrine, a common ingredient in illegal meth, police said. Officers arrested Katrina Epperson and Chris Webb and charged them with manufacturing methamphetamine. “It’s hard to believe that someone could do that with children in the house,” said neighbor Wayne Poteat. “This is the first one I’ve ever seen at a day care and I hope it’s the only one I ever see at a day care,” said Hasson. “This is not good. It’s very dangerous.”
More amazing parental discretion here. At least the parents make sure the meth dealers look after their kids when they go get high as fuck. And Kit Kat’s Place has got to be code for meth or something nowadays. I live in Boston so I’m a little rusty on my meth lingo, that shit hasn’t hit us yet. And the craziest part isn’t that there’s a meth lab in a daycare, the craziest part is how it was discovered it was there…during a license being renewed for the daycare. No police suspicion, just a license renewal. Some guy walking in and doing a quick once over…see’s a playground, a nap area, a meth lab in the basement. How the fuck do you not find out earlier there is meth in a 5 foot reach of children at all times? And those two people get caught by putting their name in a log book for pseudoephedrine. This whole article is dumb, piled on retarded, sprinkled with meth.
Front View Boys
So not too long ago we met the Rear View Girls, who put a camera on their ass and filmed guys staring at it. And I posted how hard it would be if I put a camera on my dick, and how weird it would be to see the people that looked. Everywhere I go, I’m constantly thinking, “did that person just look at my junk?” Well these guys beat me to it. From the camera to the short shorts, it was done nicely. This is how you do a spoof, internets. They even got the Jesus guy in it too. Pretty impressive.
Man Killed By Mulching Machine
