BMXer First to Accomplish Triple Backflip

So you triple backflipped on a bike, big deal bro.  Look, I’m not gonna sit here and try to take away from this guy’s accomplishment.  Well done, Jed Mildon.  But come on man, this was weak sauce.  Sure you were the first ever to do a triple backflip, awesome.  But where’s the pageantry?  Where’s the pizzaz?  The je na sais quoi?  You’re pulling off the hardest trick in BMX, I’m sure, but you’re doing it at what looks to be a step above a carnival sideshow.  There’s maybe 100 people in the audience and that is a god damn shame.  What would Evel Knievel do?  He’d sell out an arena, get this stunt televised on national TV, then strap on a cape, throw 20 buses in the middle of the gap, and land through a flaming ring of death.  Or he would break every bone in his body, but that’s what puts asses in the seats.  None of this New Zealand carnie trick shit, Jed.  Take this to Vegas and step up the pageantry for god sakes.  Be a professional for once.