Ump’s Balls Take a Ball

Ah, the rare umpire hit in the nuts by a rogue baseball highlight.  Gotta love it.  I personally love it when an ump gets beamed.  It’s kinda rare.  These fuckers decide the fate of a game sometimes with their inconsistent strike zones and blown calls, yet they never get any punishment for their mistakes.  They do all of this while being protected by a catcher and protective equipment.  So when a ball finds its way to bounce at the perfect angle and speed to bounce up and hit one of these umps in the nuts, I’m in heaven.  Call it poetic justice.  This guy’s strike zone probably forced Soriano to swing at that terrible pitch, so I’m sure he had this one coming to him.  But come on bro, act like a professional.  Get up, rub some dirt on it and walk it off.  Don’t just lie there squirming like you’ve never been hit in the nuts before.