Tour de France Cyclist Punches Fan in Face During Race

So I might have been completely wrong about the Tour de France.  Bicycling was always boring to me.  Like, how could something be so entertaining when I mastered that shit when I was 8?  But it seems like every day I hear about some dude getting hit by a car, or getting slashed the fuck up by barbed wire.  Now we have fans dressed like doctors getting a straight right to the face by Alberto Contador trucking uphill.  If the Tour de France could guarantee something like this happening every half hour or so, I’d become the biggest bicycling fan in the world.  Maybe it’s sort of like Nascar, where they just watch for the inevitable crashes.  These bicycling fans might be on to something here.  Ehhh, who knows, just that quickly I became bored with this sport.