Woman Kills Husband For Forgetting Her Birthday
DailyMail- A woman killed her husband because he forgot her 45th birthday. Lyalya Tupikova told police that her husband Khalpik failed to remember her special day before going to work in the morning. When he returned home again from his office job, she was expecting a bunch of flowers and a present – but he brought nothing. Even when she cooked a candlelit dinner for two, he was oblivious to her big day. ‘It was all too much for her and suddenly during the meal she seized a kitchen knife and stabbed him just above the heart,’ said a police spokesman in a village near Astrakhan in southern Russia. The 50-year-old collapsed and died soon afterwards from severe blood loss. Tupikova confessed her guilt and is now awaiting sentencing.
What a way to go, huh? This guy’s only crime was being guilty of forgetfulness, something every human man has done. Multiple times. Daily. Ladies, do you know how much pressure it is for us to remember every single date you shove into our heads? Honestly. I have trouble remembering those things and I’m reminded of them constantly by Facebook. This guy is 50 and from Russia. That’s two huge things going against him here. Granted, it was his wife’s birthday. He probably should have remembered. But we don’t know the whole story here. Maybe she didn’t mention her birthday was coming up for a month? Maybe she doesn’t like making a big deal about birthdays and never talked about it. Hell, this guy could have had a surprise gift waiting for her and she jumped the gun and killed him. We’ll never know. The only thing we can take from this is how important these dates are to women. If someone forgot my birthday, cool. I’m headed toward the wrong side of my 20′s and would be glad if people didn’t remind me about getting older. Not women. They take this shit seriously, fellas. So do yourself a favor and beat those dates into your head before you get a knife to the heart.
Posted on August 17, 2011, in Girls, Ouch and tagged russian woman kills husband forget birthday, woman kills husband for forgetting her birthday, woman kills husband for no birthday gift. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.