Most “Fascinating” Women’s Clothing Commercial…This Guy is Good

Perfect!  10/10!  5 Stars!  THIS is how you make a commercial.  How the fuck else are you going to get an audience to remember your shitty women’s clothing store, located in a shitty mall (I’m guessing)?  You confuse them and make them laugh.  Ask them where they got their hooker dress, and cut them off before they can finish.  You flirt with them, tell them you’re fascinated with them, but more fascinated with the store they buy their clothes from.  Then, you kiss a random dog on the nose as creepy as possible and then laugh hysterically until the commercial fades out.  BOOM, you’ve got everyone hooked.  I mean, if I was in the Memphis area, I’d go to Divine Rags to shop and I don’t even need women’s clothing.  But that’s what a perfect commercial does.  It makes you laugh, it makes you confused, and it sticks in your head.  That’s why Prince Akeem here is gonna be raking it in from here on out.