Teenage Girls Dance Around as FATTEST BABY EVER Faceplants
(Do yourself a favor and fast forward to 1:30)
Jesus Christ. So this is what Chunk from The Goonies would have looked like as a baby, right? I don’t think you can even call this thing a baby. What is he? 8 years old? Definitely pushing 150 and he’s in g-string diapers. The video starts out and he’s just rocking back and forth like someone was waving food in front of him off-camera. What is that? It was like a weird fat baby trance dance. So, these weird ass girls decide at the 1:30 mark to include Baby Huey in the shenanigans. Before you can blink your eyes BOOM, he’s out for the count. Just epicly losing at keeping his own weight up under his wobbly legs. And what do these terrible babysitters do when he’s struggling to breathe? Slap his back a little and keep dancing, that’s what. Sure enough, he gets up and makes his way back to his comfort zone, the couch. Maybe if he got off that thing more often he’d be able to walk normally and not pass out due to lack of oxygen.
PS – I bet these girls thought it would be hysterical to do this lipdub video to the “Tonight Tonight” song. They had the underwear outside their clothes and the terrible dance moves, and they probably thought it would be good enough to make their friends like it on Facebook. But did they even think of making this fat baby more of a marquee role in the video? No, that would be funny. If they wanted one of the greatest videos of all time, they woulda turned the music off, turned the camera on Chunk, and got out of the way.
Posted on August 22, 2011, in Ohhhh Shhhiiiiit, Video and tagged fat baby faceplant dance teenage girls, teenage girls dance around fat baby faceplant, tonight tonight fat baby faceplant, tonight tonight hot chelle rae lip dub fat baby. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.