Hurricane Irene, We’re Ready For Your Ass

I’ve heard about this damn hurricane for a week now, and I’m fucking tired of it.  Bring all the rain and wind you want, you can barely stay at a Category 1.  Everyone in the northeast freaks out whenever something might veer its way over here, but I’m not scared.  You can huff and puff all you want.  I’ll be drinking beer and getting fucked up the whole time.  Bring it, bitch.

PS – I really do hope this doesn’t become a shitstorm with power outages.  Wanna know what my supplies are?  A loaf of bread, peanut butter, jelly, water, beer.  What more do I need?