OnlyExcess – Crafted by Royal Salute as a liquid tribute to the oldest crown jewels in the British Isle, The Honours of Scotland, Tribute To Honours is a blend of some of Chivas Brothers’ oldest and finest whiskey in an over-the-top package.  Master Blender Colin Scott selected a few casks of very well aged whiskey, all at least 45 years old, considered some of the best around. With such a high quality whiskey, they commissioned Garrard, “the world’s oldest jewelers”, to craft a bottle made from black porcelain, adorned with 413 flawless black and white diamonds, as well as 22 carats of other gemstones, set in gold and silver.  Obviously a luxury this rare, only 21 bottles were created, comes at a price. The bottles will cost you $200,000 each.

Well I know what I want for Christmas.  Put me down for two.  You mean to tell me they made a bottle of scotch, blinged it out and are selling it for $200k a pop?  Finally!  Seriously I pray to God that I don’t have the kind of disposable income it would take to afford this shit in my life.  Because if I could buy a bottle of scotch for that much, I’m kinda scared about the other stuff I’d recklessly spend my money on.  I’d probably have a castle in Boston somewhere, functioning moat and everything.  A roller coaster in my backyard.  I’d buy out entire games at Fenway and only invite my friends so we could heckle the Yankees.  I’d be extremely obnoxious with my money.  That’s why you can’t give me any, because I’d be Donald Trump but worse because I’d be more over the top with it.  I’d literally blow through millions without even trying.  On some Brewster’s Millions shit.  Hell, I’d figure out a way to bring John Candy back from the dead and be my sidekick if I had the money to afford this scotch.