Female Reading Group Goes Topless in New York Parks

Huffington Post – The Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society started “making reading sexy” in mid-August, venturing to city parks and leafing through fantastical fiction together while exposing their bare breasts in the summer sun.  “The overall purpose of the group is for girls who want to take advantage of the legality of being topless in New York to be able to, while reading books. Along with bare-breasted sunbathing being something that we enjoy, we also have noticed that despite female toplessness being legal, there are very few who take advantage of it. We are hoping to go from this being something taboo to something of social inconsequence.”

Hate to admit it, but New York is onto something here.  You mean to tell me that it’s legal for girls to go topless wherever they want?  That’s pretty awesome and European of you, New York.  And I love this female group of pulp fiction fans jumping on board and baring their tits in public.  I was an English major and I like boobs, I’d love to join your club.  It doesn’t matter what you’re reading.  I’ll be there.  It’s actually probably best I don’t live anywhere near this type of shit.  You wouldn’t be reading half as many blogs from me.  I’d be down at the park, reading some shitty pulp mags staring at tits.  It would be terrible.