Someone get this guy a fucking towel.  That’s Walter Pandiani, a soccer player for Espanyol.  This is just…gross?  I mean, I know people sweat, and these guys play hard and then give an interview a few minutes later.  But you never see it accumulate on a person in such a quick fashion.  That shirt changed colors 3 different times.  I’m pretty sure you can hear puddles of sweat accumulating under the table.  This is just embarrassing, bro.  Have some respect for yourself and wear black or something.  You’re out there looking like a guilty man on trial, not a beloved athlete.

PS – This is totally the way I felt watching the Sox last night.