Grandma Gets Hit By a Car…Walks it Off Like a Boss
Oh Shit! Okay, first impressions, we have an overzealous old woman who’s looking to cross an extremely busy road in a foreign country. There’s about 20 feet of distance between the two cars she jumps inbetween, so things aren’t looking so great for her. But she believes she can shuffle and waddle her way across the road before the car going 45 would clip her. She had the determination and balls but clearly not the brains, and because of that she got tossed. But what did she do? Did she cry? Did she lay there all dead like 99% of women would do? Fuck no. She gets up, walks over to where her hat flew off her head, put it on, collected her shit and took a breather on the side of the road. I’m pretty sure that somewhere around the checking for internal bleeding and collecting her shit there would be a slow clap building up from the crowd. That’s why this granny could play on my team any day of the week and twice on Sundays. Is she the brightest or most nimble in the group? Hell no. But she’s gonna get back up when she gets knocked down, and that’s what it’s all about.
Posted on January 19, 2012, in Ohhhh Shhhiiiiit, Video and tagged grandma hit by car walks away like boss, grandma walks away from car accident, granny hit by a car and walks away. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.