Category Archives: Ouch
How this broad doesn’t break a nose or fracture her skull, I have no idea. But this girl is a fucking trooper in every sense of the word. At the beginning, I knew she was destined for failure…she just doesn’t have the build for this kinda activity. Her form was all off and that’s why she ended up belly-flopping and concussed. I mean, you could hear the crack of her face off the grass. And she pops up, laughing about it, asking if she’s gonna be famous. Even cracks fun of her being unfit to rock a two piece. That’s what I love about this chick. She was game, got hurt, and came up laughing about it. Girls, take notice. If something like this happens to you, don’t sit there crying, making a big deal about it. The girls that make a big deal about this because they’re embarrassed are annoying. The ones that can take it like a champ can chill with me any day, I don’t care what kinda bikini you’re wearing either.
So I might have been completely wrong about the Tour de France. Bicycling was always boring to me. Like, how could something be so entertaining when I mastered that shit when I was 8? But it seems like every day I hear about some dude getting hit by a car, or getting slashed the fuck up by barbed wire. Now we have fans dressed like doctors getting a straight right to the face by Alberto Contador trucking uphill. If the Tour de France could guarantee something like this happening every half hour or so, I’d become the biggest bicycling fan in the world. Maybe it’s sort of like Nascar, where they just watch for the inevitable crashes. These bicycling fans might be on to something here. Ehhh, who knows, just that quickly I became bored with this sport.
Rookie mistake. This little girl couldn’t wait 2 minutes until the water got all over the mat, she had to show off for the camera. Shoulda taken notes from her little brother, just chilling, playing with his soccer ball. Instead, she full out sprints, dives and folds up like an accordion. But what about the mother? I mean, yeah she warned the kid not to go on it yet, but she didn’t stop her did she? And then she proceeded to laugh IMMEDIATELY. Not even a fraction of a second to make sure she wasn’t hurt. It was literally instantaneous. And then, she uploads it to Youtube, edits the video so you can see her daughter fall 5 times and hear her demonic laugh the whole way through. This girl absolutely hates her mother now, fact.
Dave Grohl is fucking awesome. I’m the first to admit, 95% of the music I listen to is hip-hop. But I’m into the Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl is obviously extremely talented, and in every interview I see with him he seems like he’s funny and a good time. So you know this fan had to really piss him off in order to get him to drop 27 f-bombs. I mean, who fights at a Foo Fighters concert anyway? It’s gotta be almost impossible to hear “Everlong” playing in the background and still want to punch someone in the face. I’ve been to concerts where people were getting their asses kicked and the performers almost encouraged it. Not Dave Grohl. He says fuck that fucking shit get the fuck out of my fucking show. And for that I fucking love him.
MTV - While fans have long been waiting for Ron and Hermione to lock lips in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2,” Rupert Grint and Emma Watson have said that it was not so much fun to film the highly anticipated scene. And, according to Grint, it was not any easier watching said kiss on the big screen — “especially in 3-D.” MTV News caught up with the “Harry Potter” star over the weekend, and he seemed to find it just as difficult discussing the scene now as he and Watson did after they filmed it in 2009. In fact, Grint couldn’t even remember how many takes of the kiss they had to go through before director David Yates finally yelled, “Cut!” “I have no memory of that day. I’ve kind of erased it,” Grint said. “I think it was about four.” “It was a tricky one, because it had to be believable. We had to look like we wanted to do it, when in reality we really didn’t,” Grint said. “We were soaking [in the scene], and that kind of made it a little bit easier, I think, because it was kind of this outburst of adrenaline.” When MTV News chatted with Watson about the kiss back in 2009, she echoed similar uncomfortable sentiments. In fact, she said she was so nervous during the first take of the kiss that she ended up pouncing on Grint in order to get the scene over with. “The only good side to it was the fact that we were both in the same boat,” Watson said. “We were both just like, ‘Oh my God, I can’t believe we have to do this. This is so awkward. Really awkward.’ So I could take comfort in the fact that Rupert felt the same way. We were both giggling. We were like 12-year-olds. We were like giggling children, where you just couldn’t keep it together.”
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I call bullshit Rupert. There is no way its possible that you wouldn’t want to kiss Emma Watson, I don’t care how long you’ve known her or how friendly you two are. She’s hot. You know it. So the whole, “I have no memory of that day” shit…I’m not buying it. But look, I do understand. You’ve been “friends” with this chick for years, probably know her better than most. But to sit there and tell me you’ve never had a crush on this chick is insulting. It’s insulting to her too. Maybe she’s sitting there giggling in the rain like a child because you seem like you don’t wanna kiss her. That’s probably why she was never into you and Harry Potter, she wanted that asshole Draco. You need to grow a pair, bro. Get up on that chick and make the kiss your own. Instead, you’re in an awkward position watching you kiss a hot chick that’s totally not into it on a 3D screen. And millions and millions of people can see that now too. Good job, Rupert. Pffft.
That is Johnny Hoogerland and that is what happens when you crash into barbed wire at the Tour de France. Looks pretty painful, no? Not sure how this can happen though. I want to know how it happened, but am not nearly interested enough in biking to do the research. If it’s ever on SportsCenter I turn it off immediately. But come on Hoogerland, you’re supposed to be a professional, try not wiping out on a turn and end up looking like you got whipped by a dominatrix.
PS – Nice tan line bro…I’d rather be pale as shit (which I absolutely am) then look I’m two toned from the neck down and waste up. And don’t blame the tiny bike shorts either. Embrace your paleness or fuckin fix it.
Ah, the rare umpire hit in the nuts by a rogue baseball highlight. Gotta love it. I personally love it when an ump gets beamed. It’s kinda rare. These fuckers decide the fate of a game sometimes with their inconsistent strike zones and blown calls, yet they never get any punishment for their mistakes. They do all of this while being protected by a catcher and protective equipment. So when a ball finds its way to bounce at the perfect angle and speed to bounce up and hit one of these umps in the nuts, I’m in heaven. Call it poetic justice. This guy’s strike zone probably forced Soriano to swing at that terrible pitch, so I’m sure he had this one coming to him. But come on bro, act like a professional. Get up, rub some dirt on it and walk it off. Don’t just lie there squirming like you’ve never been hit in the nuts before.
No idea how this happened. It seems like this guy had all the intangibles to be a gunslinger. The cowboy hat, the holster, the mustache. What was he doing though? Close range gun fighting with that armed paper target? It’s beyond unnessesary. Just flinging your gun out all willy nilly like you’re Billy the Kid or something, trying to impress Youtube and shit. Guess this cowboy needs more lessons or something. Or at least a firm grasp on the purpose of the safety.
NWSource – A Seattle woman has been charged with third-degree assault/domestic violence after she allegedly squeezed her boyfriend’s testicles so hard during a fight that he had to have surgery. Jennifer Kolone, 30, was arrested on May 24 after her boyfriend called 911 to report that she was being abusive, according to charges filed in King County Superior Court. The alleged victim, a 40-year-old man, told police that the couple had argued and he threatened to leave. When the man ignored Kolone’s apology, she grasped his testicles and “squeezed very hard,” Seattle police Detective Pilar Curtis wrote in a report. The man felt “extreme pain” and saw blood on his groin area, charges said. After the assault, Kolone “calmed down and began to clean the house as if nothing happened,” Curtis wrote in the report. The man was taken to Northwest Hospital & Medical Center for surgery. Dr. Karen Jacoby told police that the man’s wound looked like it was a “knife injury,” charges said. Neither police nor prosecutors say that a knife was involved. In the five years the couple have been together, police have been called on other occasions because of alleged domestic violence, King County Senior Deputy Prosecutor David D. Martin wrote in charging documents. Police were called in September, October and February. No arrests were made during any of the alleged incidents. Bail was set at $30,000 for Kolone in the most recent incident. She was released from the King County Jail on May 26.
Talk about a nut shot, huh? I mean…this must be the top nut shot of all time, and not just because dude ended up looking like he was in an altercation with OJ Simpson. Yeah, the reason this made the site was because surgeons could have swore he was cut the fuck up by Jack the Ripper, but that’s not the best part of this story. The best part about this is that Jennifer Kolone is hands down the craziest chick we’ve spotlighted on SickBuck.com. It takes a special kind of crazy to go all Cobra Clutch on your husband, squeezing his grapefruits into a pulp. It takes an even crazier bitch to go about cleaning the house as if nothing happened as your boyfriend’s dick is leaving bloodstained ink blots on his Calvin Kleins. Hey, can’t say she doesn’t know her place, right? Sure, blow off some steam and crush some genitals…but you better go back to cleaning until the police arrive. Pfffft…women.
Thank God that wasn’t the full video because that shit is unbearable. I have no idea why The Situation thought this was a good idea. Roasters need to be funny, quick on their feet, have a likeable personality and don’t give a fuck about anything. That’s the exact opposite of what this douchebag brings to the table. His life consists of staring in the mirror and flexing his abs, not practicing a stand up routine or telling jokes with his pals. He had the chance to prove how he isn’t just a tool that people should hate with a passion off the bat. Instead he somehow managed to surpass Trump by being the biggest asshole in a room. They even had to ban a racist joke he told about Snoop Dogg’s ancestors being property. For real bro? You’re lucky Snoop was high as fuck and pushing 40 because you wouldn’t have made it out of there alive 10 years ago.