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Get a Flexor…The Newest Penis-Shaped Workout Tool
One of my favorite things in the world is infomercials that are ridiculous. This is my new favorite. Who wouldn’t want to workout in a manner that is best described as “masturbatory-weightlifting?” Forget the Shakeweight, the Flexor is the new king of embarrassing home fitness. Just look at those personal trainers and jacked men beat this thing off in the middle of a field. It’s infomercial gold. Just a bunch of guys, grabbing a ball or two, jerking the Flexor off like a sex addicted weight lifter. Of course these guys have never had a workout like this. I bet they’ve never been as emotionally scarred and emasculated after a workout quite like what happened with the Flexor.
