Quite possibly the best video I’ve ever seen on the internet. From start to finish, it’s easily one of the best things my eyes have ever witnessed. But to the meat and potatoes of this video; this old man’s massive dildo collection. Now, I’m not one to judge anyone’s vices or what makes them tick sexually, to each his own. But there are ways to go about this, and leaving your son your “most prized possession” should be something a little less uncomfortable than a 1,000 count dildo collection. I mean, he had these in a storage unit away from his home. How much do you want to bet his son never even knew about his dad’s asphyxiation with cock? And I would fucking love to see the dildo he decided to put in a safety deposit box in the bank. What is it, encrusted with diamonds? This baffles me. I can’t imagine the son’s shame when this video plays for everyone in his family, with him getting (literally) fucked over by his dad with 1,000 dildos.
PS – I guess it could be worse for the son though, at least he’s not the son-in-law Ken. I mean, that guy is Asian.