Preach on sister! Preach! Don’t you dare let these Christian haters make you feel like you’re dirty strippers. Empower these women to be the nasty little sluts we want them to be! Work out with the ladies, listen to some music, wrap your twat on a pole, get some cock hard…for Jesus? Yeah, for Jesus! And I’m just relieved we got to the bottom of why this Christian pole dance troupe wears stripper heels. Of course it’s for the glutes! Duh. I’m sure Jesus is proud a woman is capitalizing off his name and teachings to get girls to come to her basement and strip. It’s a service that the flock desperately needs, so I salute you ma’am.
PS – That reporter, Kristin Kane, is my new obsession.