That is Johnny Hoogerland and that is what happens when you crash into barbed wire at the Tour de France.  Looks pretty painful, no?  Not sure how this can happen though.  I want to know how it happened, but am not nearly interested enough in biking to do the research.  If it’s ever on SportsCenter I turn it off immediately.  But come on Hoogerland, you’re supposed to be a professional, try not wiping out on a turn and end up looking like you got whipped by a dominatrix.

PS – Nice tan line bro…I’d rather be pale as shit (which I absolutely am) then look I’m two toned from the neck down and waste up.  And don’t blame the tiny bike shorts either.  Embrace your paleness or fuckin fix it.