You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Jeanne Marie Laskas must be the dumbest woman to have a featured reoccurring column in any publication. I understand guys have bad habits, we do dumb things and are generally not as caring as women. But this bitch thinks she can train a man like a dog and emasculate him by yelling “Stop” and “now stand there until I walk through” because she doesn’t like him going through doors first? Well fuck that. For every woman that reads that article I hope 2 men read this one.
Guys, don’t let women emasculate you like this. It’s retarded. These girls watch a few episodes of Oprah and get empowered and feel like everyone should treat them like a princess. Now I’m not saying all girls are like this. But the ones that get upset enough about a guy walking through a door first deserves to get thrown through said door. They say chivalry is dead. Maybe it is. But this isn’t the 1950′s. Women are all for equality and being on an even keel with men. But then they bitch and moan when you don’t open a damn door? Is it that big of a deal ladies? If a man enters a room before you do you feel like he’s taking the spotlight off of you? I really don’t get it.
Here’s a little tip for my female readers (if they exist). If you want to be treated like a princess, don’t be a fucking bitch. That’s really how simple it is. If you don’t worry about the small stuff, guys will be appreciative of the headaches you don’t give them. They’ll pretty much do anything you want them to if you don’t act like they are required to do it. I swear to God if a woman ever tried to yell at me in public for not opening a door or not pulling a chair out for her, I’d lose my shit and make the evening news. Fact.
Seen on Buzzfeed.