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AOL -  Some people might think a 60-year-old mechanic is too old to play with dolls, but try telling that to British mechanic Bob Gibbins.  Gibbins loves dolls, especially “love dolls,” the life-size anatomically correct kind.  In fact, he has more than 240 love dolls, mannequins and even blow-up dolls stuffed in the small house he shares in Manley, Herefordshire, with his wife, Lizzie, 55.  According to Barcroft Media, Gibbins, a father of two, started his collection 10 years ago when he purchased a mannequin.  Wanting something more realistic, Gibbins discovered “love dolls,” on the Internet and decided to purchase “Beverley,” a “love doll,” in 2007 with the help of his wife for around $4,000 U.S.  That opened the door to other silicon sweeties — nearly one a week — with some, like “Jessica,” costing as much as $11,202.  “I also have a lot of blow-up dolls, which are cheaper,” he said. “They vary between [$48 U.S.] and [$639 U.S.] for the best ones.”  What does Gibbins do with them?  Well, he loves having afternoon tea with his dolls, posing them up for photo shoots and taking them for a drive in the country. There’s also one, “Dolly,” that has been modified for dancing, thanks to rolling shoes he installed on her feet.  But while many of his dolls are built for sex, Gibbins insists that’s one thing he’s never done with the dolls.  “I’ve never been interested in them that way,” he said.  All in all, the collection is worth more than $160,000 and is the envy of folks like David Hockey, a Nova Scotia filmmaker who started collecting what he calls “adult dolls” while working on “All Dolled Up,” a documentary about the hobby.  “When we arrived at his house to meet him, I was dumbfounded,” Hockey told AOL News. “It’s a little house and all the dolls are stacked on each other — there’s no room to display them.”  Hockey says Gibbins also deserves credit for being willing to be a public face for adult doll collectors, which he believes is a misunderstood subset of society.  “He runs a forum for doll lovers in the U.K., and is he’s very open about anything to do with the hobby,” Hockey said. “Plus, his wife comes to the meetings. In fact, I think she is the only woman.”

Okay, so I pretty much included the whole article here for this blog, because wow…what a fucking article it is.  Allow me to put my “What the Fuck?” hat on and just speak freely, if you will.  There are so many things here that make no sense to me whatsoever, so let’s get started.  First off, let’s talk about the monstrous elephant in the room: this guy doesn’t have sex with any of these dolls.  Yeah, okay buddy, maybe your dumb wife believes that, but you’re not pulling that one on me.  There’s absolutely no chance in hell that a man that runs a sex doll forum in England doesn’t fuck said sex dolls.  Whether he’s sneaking behind his wife’s back at night to slip it in “Jessica” or “Beverley” or his tea parties are pantless, he’s still fucking these dolls.  No one owns 240 sex dolls estimated at over $160,000 and isn’t balls deep in the collection nightly.  Secondly, this guy must realize he could have bought a real live gorgeous woman to have sex with for life for that much money, right?  If someone told me I could pay a porn star $1000 to have sex with me once, or I could pay $11,000 for a sex doll for life, I’d take the one time porn star fantasy everyday of the week.  Something about the dead doll stare and lifeless motions would make me feel like I was starring in a snuff film for mannequins.  And what’s the deal with his wife?  Seriously, lady?  You’re just gonna let your husband buy 240 sex dolls, spend your entire life fortune, run a sex doll forum and hit on lifeless sluts?  And you’re gonna help him do it?  Wow, this dude must be the fucking man.  He has his wife wrapped around his finger like guys dream about.  I’m honestly at a loss for words.  When I’m in a relationship with a girl it takes me like 2 months of steady sex to ask for something like anal, but not Bob Gibbons.  He’s got so much balls that he can demand that kind of shit from his wife.  “Oh, you don’t want to have sex with me tonight, honey?  Okay, I’ll go fuck every doll I have, see you next Thursday.”  BOOM, wife’s legs open.  Classic.